"Gus, don’t be exactly half of an eleven pound black forest ham."
Shawn Spencer, Six Feet Under the Sea (via sachaclow)
tagged → #psych
tagged → #house

we'll go down in historyremember me for centuries
we'll go down in history
remember me for centuries

tagged → #fob

Fuck shit ass… hole bollocks bitch fuck mother hubbard.

tagged → #Winter Soldier

Now that Spider-man’s gone, this city will never be the same.

tagged → #tasm2
  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.